So I tried the Bic method of unibrow removal…and now it reeks of burned hair.

So I was sitting at Jen’s house last night, and she made fun of my unibrow hairs growing in. I told a story of one of my friend’s who Bic’d (razor’d) his unibrow with disastrous results.

She took this to mean he Bic’d (lighter’d) his eyebrow.

Which naturally led to me lighting my eyebrow(s) on fire. Now her apartment stinks and I feel bad.

Then my face stunk like burnt hairs so I decided to shower at her place. She had no “man soap” so I had to use the loofah. Of the fifty or so bottles on the shelf only one said “Erotic Coconut”. After rather liberally washing my balls with said aphrodisiac, I took a closer look at the bottle.

Failure! exotic. riiiight.

Overall, it was a pretty good night.