FYI you can roofie a shark by flipping it on it’s back.
This, however, does not work for fat chicks. Don’t ask.
When you flip the shark over it goes into “a trance like state” according to the Animal Channel. This seems really mean to me. Sharks are happiest when they are angry. Have you ever seen a not angry shark? Me either. So listen up you british douchebags. Turn off your cameras and stop flipping over sharks. It’s pissing them off by making them relax. You are all redcoated assholes. Leave the sharks angry and happy.
Also, if anyone knows where I can buy a baby tiger, please let me know. My dog needs a friend and it seems compatible. They are both big, wild, hungry, and kind of stupid in a smart way. [Jen the Zoologist says this is not smart. right. I'm going to listen to THAT]
Baby Bubbles!
